Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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