i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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