i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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