youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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