We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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