Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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