So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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