Do you still have your period?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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