He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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