Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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