What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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