I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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