Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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