I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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