Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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