wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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