You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
