i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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