I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
