i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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