Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
