Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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