Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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