I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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