sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I am midnight drunk by noon
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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