3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
