Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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