i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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