How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
