come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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