I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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