Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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