I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Drunk is not a location!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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