I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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