But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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