Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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