she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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