No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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