If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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