guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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