Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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