Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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