how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it because I queefed?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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