One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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