so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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