How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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