And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is it because I queefed?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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