best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
is it fun? or sober?
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