i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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