So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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