So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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