Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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