office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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