On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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