I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Randomize